Pure PlayStation: Don’t do it. There’s never any pleasure in playing a bad game and calling it bad. Even less enjoyment in describing how terrible it is through multiple paragraphs. Alas, here I am with another Energy Hook-like experience to go through so you don’t have to. Submersed hasn’t been generally well received everywhere, but I can guarantee that didn’t influence my opinion. The game itself did that in the very first chapter. Which is grossly disappointing because less than a half hour into Submersed you realize that a Deep Blue Sea mixed with The Last of Us is what could have been. There are no words in any human language to describe how far from that my playthrough was.